Jackass so-called stupid phone

I know insulting a phone is pointless ,
since they don't exactly have a brain to register the insults in their heads.
but whatever , my phone deserves an effin lot of insults, trust me.

Isn't it just super annoying when you can't get hold of people ?
Its like , you have this reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally important stuff going on
and you need to reach someone ,
but you can't
because of your stupid phone's occasional mood swings.

Its not enough that whenever I try to call someone ,
it takes 4 to 5 dials before a can FINALLY reach them .
or the fact that i cant move much when i'm on the phone ,
the wire or something will get lose and the call would be ended.

AND EVEN ANNOYING-ER ,
is the fact that when people try to call ME ,
they can't reach me ,
because yet again ,
the phone chose to be a bastard at uncalled times .
and bcause of that , i know things
tulle little tulle late = .=

PS : I'm updating for the sake of updating , so its boring , mind you .